An Interactive Conversation with Ian Abramson How are YOU doing? What do you think of the Wizard of Oz? You know what? I have almost the exact opposite opinion. Ok, your tone strikes me as rude. If I’m being honest. Easy enough for you to say. Why are you even on my website anyway? No, I’m not going to do that. No. Fine. What’s your Zodiac sign? Mine says “I LOVE YOU JAKE GYLLENHAAL.” Before you go, I’ll grant you one wish. Unfortunately I am going to manipulate the wording to teach you a lesson. Are you happy with your purchase? * I did not purchase anything. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I would not like to purchase anything. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree What is your social security number? Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Ham, beef, or eliminating global warming? Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree The best color is red. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Ian is funny. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree This website is funny, but will not get Ian work. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree I know three simple things Ian could do to make this website functional. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree Ice cream trucks should sell guns. Strongly Disagree Disagree Neutral Agree Strongly Agree This is the space for you to leave comments, suggestions, etc! * Option 1 Option 2 These don’t even get emailed to me.